Darla | for avegemitesandwich

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Lilah Morgan | for leslie-crusher

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abednadired:

The Best of Lilah Morgan

—Season 2

abednadired:

The Best of Lilah Morgan

—Season One

It’s the forties and she (Fred) is the new kid at Angel Investigations private detective agency. The others kind-of pander to her a lot and she doesn’t like that but she’s all perky and excited about her very first case ever and desperate to do a good job and show everyone what she can do and then *boom* Lilah being pretty much Lilah because tbh you could put her in a noir film and she would just fit *boom* gay feels *boom* Wesley and Gunn looking sad and rejected in trenchcoats when Fred’s all trololol real sorry guys but i’m just not all that interested with Lilah smirking in the background with a cigarette

~Aimee

(Fred/Lilah in a 1940s Noir)

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asspansy:

lilah morgan is great because she gets to do what human male villains do all the time but human female villains rarely seem to do and be unapologetically bad without being a cartoon character? like, she’s completely and utterly a human being, she’s shown at different times to be…

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Four Favourite Caps, Reprise

Four Favourite Caps, Reunion.

Lyrics by Serena

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Lindsey:The only way to get what you want is for him to become a human himself
Faith: Can you do that?
Lindsey: You stupid, little, bitch. That’s what I do. It’s what I live for. To screw with unfortunate scoobies, like yourself. Desperate idiots with no-one else to turn to.

I admit that in the past I was a bastard 
They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a snitch.
But you’ll find that in this season
Now that I don’t love a demon
redemption, fought my demons, made the switch.
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It’s a talent that I picked up in the West
And psycho slayer, listen, wait.
I use it to create
all the miserable, lonely and depressed. 
Poor unfortunate souls.
In deep, in shit.
This one killed a hundred people.
That one ate a thousand babies.
And do I care?
No I don’t.
Those poor unfortunate souls
So rich, so true.
they come flocking to my office
Begging, “Contracts, Lindsey, please!”
And I help them!
Yes I do.

Now it’s happened once or twice.
Someone couldn’t pay the price.
And then obviously I killed in cold blood.

Sure some people do complain
but then they feel a world of pain
Do those poor unfortunate souls

Lindsey: have we got a deal?
Faith: If he becomes human… he’ll never be able to help people again
Lindsey: but he’ll have you.. Life’s full of tough choices -snigger- Ah, there is one more thing, we haven’t discussed the method of payment
Faith: But I don-
Lindsey: I’m not asking much, just a token really a dent. What I want from you is… your voice.
Faith: but without my voice, how’m i gonna-

You’ll have your looks. 
Your leather pants.
And don’t underestimate yourself between the sheets, ha!
Let’s be honest, he don’t like a lot of blabber.
he’d think that all your whining was a bore
faithy, with you it’s much prefered if you just don’t say a word.
And after all, please, what is idle babble for?

Come on, they just don’t give a damn for conversation
Captain broody sure avoids it when he can
But he gets all rough and ready
On a slayer that don’t go steady
It’s she who shuts her trap that gets the man

Shut up, you poor unfortunate soul, 
go ahead!
Make your choice!
I’m a very busy lawyer
and you’re getting on my nerves
It won’t cost much
just your voice!

Ya’ poor unfortunate soul
It’s funny, you’re sad
If you want to sort this whole mess out
I can do it real compact
Take this pen and take some blood
and go ahead, sign the contract 
(Lilah, Lee, now I’ve got her)
It’s Lindsey on a roll

this poor unfortunate souuuuul.

Beluga Sevruga
come winds of the caspian see
Larengic Glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me

Now, scream!

-Lilah and Lee grab hold of Faith- AHHHH!

Louder!

AGH!